Scuba divers can't fart below 33 feet. 

I bet it never occurred to you that all the nuclear weapons in the world release only the same amount of energy a hurricane releases in the first ten minutes!  

LIGHTNING!

I just found out that there are EIGHTtypes of lightning..cloud to ground...ground to cloud...

←CLOUD TO CLOUD(how cool is that?)

...dry lightning..rocket lightning...positive lightning...ball lightning...atmospheric lightning (otherwise known as ELVES!) .. eight right? crazy ... and that is not including the extraterrestrial lightning!  

What's lightning without thunder? 

Raijin is the Japanese god of thunder... →

the ninja 

Thor if you will.. 

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Thor the Iclandic god that gives us Thursday.. 

There's a Norse poem called the Thrymskvidawhere Thor loses his hammer so he and his half brother Loki go see the goddess Freyda for her feathered cloak. Loki puts it on and goes to talk to the giants. The giants say that they'll give the hammer back if Freyda marries the king of the giants. So, Loki flies back and tells Thor who tells Freyda she has to marry the giant king.. Well Freyda completely FLIPS out.. and there is no way that she's marrying the giant king. So Loki and Freyda dress Thor as Freyda and send him off to the giants. 

The giants aren't too swift (probably why Freyda wasn't thrilled about landing one) and the ceremony begins! 

Eventually the hammer is given to the 'bride' as a wedding gift and Thor GRABS it rips off Freyda's altered gown and bashes some heads,as only Thor can do. 

 

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Great story right? 

*makes note hammers make great wedding gifts*