Monster Butt

I'm on a monster PC in the freezing cold computer lab this afternoon. It's so cold in here my fingers are turning blue.

I have to be here though so a handful of my students can write their exams. End of term finals are upon them and their stressed but still nice guys so what can ya do?

Whatever, It's a five week month and I've still got three weeks to go till pay day. Getting through by the skin of my teefs... wish me luck.

I don't have any images to upload oh hang on I do.

In my travels across the net this morning, I found these:

 A poem:

MY BUTT IS BIG
AND ROUND LIKE THE LETTER C
AND TEN THOUSAND LUNGES
HAS MADE IT ROUNDER
BUT NOT SMALLER
AND THAT'S JUST FINE
IT'S A SPACE HEATER
FOR MY SIDE OF THE BED
ITS MY EMBASSADOR
TO THOSE WHO WALK BEHIND ME
IT'S A BORDER COLLIE
THAT HERDS SKINNY WOMEN
AWAY FROM THE BEST DEALS
AT CLOTHING SALES
MY BUTT IS BIG AND THAT'S JUST FINE
AND THOSE WHO MIGHT SCORN IT ARE INVITED
TO KISS IT.

JUST DO IT.

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